Cheeseburger Yogurt for Men

1. Pajama pants are not acceptable attire for women anywhere but at home. I hate when girls wear nasty printed pajama pants in public. The point of females is to be the better looking gender. Wearing your baggy thin pajama pants to the store, even if it's Walmart, disqualifies you from even being considered.

2. Why? Why is that every stupid yogurt commercial has to lend to the same group of individuals? Imagine this scene: A strong-minded 30's-something single woman who you would also find in a feminine products commercial complaining about bloating is laying belly down on her bed pining over the only thing in the world that could make a life, full of 'men that just can't handle an independant woman' and a job that they are too proud of, worth it. 

A yogurt.

'Not only does it lower my risk for breast cancer by 240%, according to a recent study, but it also tastes like a dessert and allows me to make healthy food choices for the rest of my life! I can just sit on my bed, roll around gleefully, and be in love with the only thing in the world I can depend on...

my yogurt.'

I want to see a commercial that lends to the 30's something bachelor male population. But maybe for pudding. Just see a guy gettin up in the middle of the night in his underwear, he goes into the fridge, pushes aside the carton of rotten milk and finds a chocolate pudding. He opens the silverware drawer and finds not one clean spoon and after considering how he might be able to eat pudding with a butter knife, he just goes at it with his mouth. He takes a quick drink of water and goes back to bed with a little chocolate on his face. A happy man.

Now that's a commercial. That's reality. That's not

yogurt.