Thursday, April 2, 2009

I have spoken

Ok. Girls are no longer allowed to wear bell bottoms or any pants that flare whatsoever at the bottom. It's not attractive. It's early 2000's at least. It was fine for a couple years and I'm sure all the adults enjoyed commenting how every style comes back eventually, but it's over. They're ugly. 

I would actually prefer skemo jeans to them. (skinny emo jeans) 

Now the 80's are in, boys and girls. Either wear hot pink or purple colored shirts from Hot Topic or jeans that are so tight they eventually just meld into your skin. 
Hair for girls consist of anything from the typical bang-over-brow emo cut to the look of the Flock of Seagulls-obsessed airline rep from Wedding Singer. 
Guys don't cut their hair. They either spend most their day straightening, conditioning, and coloring it so that they can flick it back off their face everytime they have a thought, or they go the dirty skateboarder route which requires you not wash it for a period of years and allow the sweat and dead skin from your dirty pillow accumulate to form a film that allows an emulation of the Kurt Cobain look. This is your generation guys. 

Anyways, no more bell bottoms. If I see anyone I know wearing them, I'm gonna turn them into capris real fast.


Also, many new pics on the Picasa.

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